1. wildcets:

    when you do something embarrassing in front of a lot of people

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  2. boyscoutpussy:

    gays that are so worried about maintaining their masculine ‘straight acting’ image that they dont like being associated with anything too gay or feminine are so boring and exhausting and i dont fuck w/ them but i feel bad for them bc they the ones that suffer from internalized homophobia. 

  3. lil-bit-ghei:

    iaintnopapaya:

    Disney Princesses as sloths.

    perfection

    Tamsy this is for you.

  4. lizziemcganja:

    friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

    me: i don’t have money

    friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

    me:

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  5. Album Art

    femmewitch:

    florencewelchismyreligion:

    Florence and the Machine - Stay With Me (Sam Smith cover)
    [live @ Orange Warsaw Festival 06.14.2014] xx

    This is out of this world. 

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    Title
    Stay With Me (Sam Smith cover)
    Artist
    Florence + the Machine
  6. madehimsaycomfychairs:

    atelierevzimus:

    continueplease:

    konoto:

    whatthefawxblogs:

    dek-says-so:

    cute-bird-dad:

    cauda-pavonis:

    pronouncedlab-eth:

    lcheeseboy:

    I was volunteering at a booksale when I ran across this and just…

    Submitted to me by mrsrhettbutler

    uh…those arms…you’re all thinking that, right…?

    i feel like we’re all just kind of reblogging it in a circle and looking at each other uneasily like, waiting for someone to finally give in and yell it out in the reply chain

    ROBO-DILDO.

    you held out as long as you could, i’m sure.

    Dildobot

    Edward Dildo-arms

    DOMO ARIGATO FISTO ROBOTO

    I SPAT OUT MY WATER ON THE LAST COMMENT FUCK

  7. benedictcumberbatch:

    221bec:

    professionalmisandrist:

    What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick

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  8. bearygood:

    Role model

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