1. dutchster:

    when the doorbell rings and i know it’s the pizza guy

    image

  2. "It was not always possible to take that war (WWI) seriously. In the first place I could not understand why we, the French, and the English were fighting the Germans and Austrians. Being in vaudeville all of my life had made me international-minded. I had met too many kindly German performers-singers and acrobats and musicians-to believe they could be as evil as they were being portrayed in our newspapers. Having known Germans, Japanese jugglers, Chinese magicians, Italian tenors, Swiss yodelers and bell-ringers, Irish, Jewish, and Dutch comedians, British dancers, and whirling dervishes from India, I believed people from everywhere in the world were about the same. Not as individuals, of course, but taken as a group."
    Buster Keaton (via ferdinandosmikethomson)
  3. 
Rashida Jones and I have a game: We decide for three months how we’re going to dress, like Japanese Executive, Little House on the Prairie, Female Sailor on Leave. A couple of months ago, our look was Eighties Art Dealer: Black blazers with shoulder pads, high-waisted jeans, air-dried hair and big eyebrows.

    Rashida Jones and I have a game: We decide for three months how we’re going to dress, like Japanese Executive, Little House on the Prairie, Female Sailor on Leave. A couple of months ago, our look was Eighties Art Dealer: Black blazers with shoulder pads, high-waisted jeans, air-dried hair and big eyebrows.

  4. cutevictim:

    Jesus was a homeless Palestinian anarchist who held protests at oppressive temples, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured, and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.

  5. cabinporn:

Sam Summer’s stone cabin on South Island, New Zealand.
Contributed by Chris Menig.

    cabinporn:

    Sam Summer’s stone cabin on South Island, New Zealand.

    Contributed by Chris Menig.

  6. "Wal-Mart earned $27 billion in profit last year. They could afford to pay their bottom million workers $10,000 more a year, raise all of those people out of poverty, cost — save taxpayers billions of dollars, and still earn $17 billion in profit, right? It’s simply nuts that we have allowed this to happen. […] You know, this ridiculous idea that a worker on Wall Street who earns tens of millions of dollars a year securitizing imaginary assets or doing high-frequency trading is worth 1,000 times as much as workers who earn tens of thousands of dollars a year educating our children, growing or serving us our food, throwing themselves into harm’s away to protect our life or property, that this difference reflects the true value or intrinsic worth of these jobs is nonsense."
  7. sidnugget:

My favorite person

    sidnugget:

    My favorite person

  8. pleatedjeans:

Human attack! [video]

    pleatedjeans:

    Human attack! [video]

  9. yelled:

    when you wake up early in the morning and sit on the edge of your bed like

    image

  10. driftoffacliff:

    date someone who uses their turn signal

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